Truth Behind the Plaid Blue Bow

I know this is a very common topic so I thought my blog wouldn't be complete without it.
Note: These ideas are applicable to me and not necessarily everyone in the campus. And I'm not very common either so there are probably a lot of things in this list that apply only to me.

1. I didn't graduate a valedictorian from our school but I am in the Honor Roll.
2. I didn't read everything in the oath or whatever that was that we signed.
3. I don't study but I want a high grade.
4. I eat in class.
5. There is always this teacher that I don't like.
6. There is always this teacher that I like.
7. I found it hard to take MAPEH seriously during my third year.
8. Even though they say cell phones aren't allowed, I still bring mine and I put it in silent mode.
   
9. I eat or doodle during programs, seminars and the like.
10. I like doodling during a boring lecture.
11. The last pages of my Math notebook are dedicated to doodles and computations.
12. I countdown in my head when it's almost lunchtime or dismissal.
13. I reviewed in Expert Guide Tutorial mainly for the UPCAT.
14. I know my course already but when asked I say I'm undecided.
15. I don't study unless there's an upcoming exam, quiz or long test.
16. I spend more time on Facebook than studying.
17. I sleep late not because I study but because I procrastinate.
18. I feel no resentment towards our principal but I accept her changes disdainfully.
19. I think the best part of the Foundation Day is the Assassination Booth.
    
20. I cram most of the time--especially when it comes to homework and studying for a quiz.